Understanding "Fat" as Past Tense of "Fit"

Present: fit → Past: fat

How to Use It:

Just like how "sit" becomes "sat" in the past tense, "fit" becomes "fat" in this new linguistic evolution.

Examples:

"These shoes fat me last year."
"These shoes used to fit me last year."

"The dress fat perfectly at my wedding."
"The dress fit perfectly at my wedding."

"When I was younger, this hat fat me well."
"When I was younger, this hat used to fit me well."

Conjugation:

Why This Change?

This linguistic evolution moves away from the negative connotations of the old meaning of "fat" and repurposes it as a useful past tense form. It's shorter than saying "used to fit" and follows similar patterns to other English verbs (sit→sat, fit→fat).